Most people live their entire lives without ever experiencing a moment of the kind of happiness this dog is feeling.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
Dog knows difference between bath and walk.
- Arthur Schopenhauer, Counsels and Maxims (via whyallcaps)
today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick